Civil Wedding Ceremony / Civil Partnership Reading Ideas

The following is one popular reading to consider for your Civil Ceremony or Civil Partnership.

Yes I’ll Marry You (Pam Ayres)

Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,

And here’s the reason why;

So I can push you out of bed

When the baby starts to cry,

And if we hear a knocking

And it’s creepy and it’s late

I hand you the torch you see,

And you investigate

Yes I’ll marry you, my dear

You may not apprehend it

But when the tumble drier goes

It’s you that has to mend it

You have to face the neighbour

Should our Labrador attack him

And if a drunkard fondles me

It’s you that has to whack him

Yes, I’ll marry you

You’re virile and you’re lean,

My house is like a pigsty

You can help to keep it clean.

That sexy little dinner

Which you served by candlelight,

As I do chipolatas,

You can cook it every night

It’s you who has to work the drill

And put up curtain track,

And when I’ve PMT it’s you who gets the flak,

I do see great advantages

But none of them for you,

And so before you see the light

I do, I do, I do!

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