Civil Wedding Ceremony / Civil Partnership Reading Ideas
The following is one popular reading to consider for your Civil Ceremony or Civil Partnership.
Yes I’ll Marry You (Pam Ayres)
Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
And here’s the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it’s creepy and it’s late
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate
Yes I’ll marry you, my dear
You may not apprehend it
But when the tumble drier goes
It’s you that has to mend it
You have to face the neighbour
Should our Labrador attack him
And if a drunkard fondles me
It’s you that has to whack him
Yes, I’ll marry you
You’re virile and you’re lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night
It’s you who has to work the drill
And put up curtain track,
And when I’ve PMT it’s you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light
I do, I do, I do!
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